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    Zuko Rhapsody

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    Sam 'Apitong' Zabala

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One time at 3am I suddenly woke up and a stupid idea came to me and kept me awake.. So here it is… I don’t know what I was thinking

Zuko Rhapsody
Based on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I got my face fried and dishonored my family
Scar on my eye, look up to the skies and weep
I’m such a poor boy, lightning come strike at me
Do you see how fast my hair has grown?
Where did my Mama go?
Anywhere we may go, have life changing field trips with me, with me

Mama just killed a man
For the crown on daddy’s head
Before you know it, Grandpa’s dead
Mama, don’t know where you’ve gone
But now my sister’s goin’ all cray cray
Mama ooh, didn’t mean to make her cry
But she needs to go down, said Uncle Iroh
Carry on, carry on, for I will regain my honor

Tui was killed by Zhao
Azula struck Aang on his spine
Now I’ve come to realize
Goodbye Fire Daddy, I’ve got to go
Ask myself why I’m so bad at being good
Mama ooh (I’ll regain my honor)
The scar’s not on the wrong side
I wish I’ve never seen that bad play at all…

I got a ponytail and I am stalking Aang
I’m a douche, I’m a douche, capture him for my honor
Thunderbolts and lightning blowing up in front of me!
Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh,
Uncle Iroh, Tsungi horn,
Oh honor, oh oh oh oh
I’m such a poor boy, Daddy don’t love me
He’s such a poor boy, Where is his Mommy?
Saved his life from Ozai’s monstrosity

See how fast my hair has grown, where did mama go?
Azula knows! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go?
Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go?
Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go?
Where did Mama go? Where’d she go? 
Where did Mama go?
Zuko, Zuko, play the Tsungi horn, oh oh oh oh
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, where’d you go?
Who the heck’s Hasook? Why does my grandson sound just like me?
Like me? Like meeeeeeeeeeee…

So you think you can kill me in an Agni Kai?
Yo, Katara’s my homie, she won’t let me die!
Oh buddy lost his girl,
That’s rough, buddy
Watch the pretty clouds, watch the pretty clouds way up here…

Oooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I’ll regain my honor, I’m good now, can you see?
Have life changing field trips, have life changing field trips with me…
I’ll regain my honor

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I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE OH GOD

Oh. My. God.

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